What it is rite I got vis new ‘obby,
An with it no one can compete,
Sumtimes I ‘ave to use me head,
But make very likkle use of me feet.
I goes to me office each fortnite,
An sumtimes I goes once a weak,
An when I gets ver, I talks fer a bit,
‘Bowt wot kind of job vat I seek,
I tell ‘em I’ve looked at v papers,
An’ asked everywun vat I no,
I writes on a form vat av done no work,
An’ after it’s soon time to go.
So if you like to sit n watch telly,
Or ‘ang on v street wiv yer mate.
Ya might like to try me new ’obby
An like me get yer pay from v state.
What it is rite I love me new ‘obby,
Cos it suits me right down to a t,
As everyone else does all v ard work,
But v clever wun vat gets paid is me!